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"Because everyone is happy with that, so I'll say nay and that will make me automatically edgy and cool and girls will fling their pussy at me and maybe daddy will come back home"
That makes sense! And you're also funny and smart, so I'm sure you'll figure out how to replace your phone battery when all your girlfriends will be doing the same.
Replacing a battery takes 15-30 minutes, you need to do it every three years and there are multiple shops that will do it for $10. Fuck having a fat phone that's less water proof. You all are simps.