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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

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[–] [email protected] 50 points 2 days ago (21 children)

Fun fact:

The Bible says everyone goes to heaven at the same time. So I guess the souls just chill out until the rapture happens?

[–] TseseJuer 13 points 2 days ago (6 children)

heaven is not a place you go. it's a state of you, your surroundings and the world. we create it not get taken to it. that's the hard part people don't get. NO ONE IS COMING TO SAVE US, WE WILL NOT BE MAGICALLY TELEPORTED ANYWHERE

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Of course I won't be teleported, I'll just slowly ascend into the sky, where the oxygen thins out, and I eventually freeze solid in the vacuum of space.

[–] TseseJuer 2 points 1 day ago
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