this post was submitted on 28 Jan 2025
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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Can't even wear my chartreuse short-shorts with JUICY printed on the butt without people thinking I'm gay

[–] LucasWaffyWaf 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That's cause you need a hot pink button up with "Badman" emblazoned on the back to truly state your masculine dominance to the world.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

A friend's boyfriend has a hot pink and glittery t-shirt that says "Alpha Male" on it, which I find hilarious

[–] LucasWaffyWaf 1 points 1 day ago

Oh I need it for my band.