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[–] [email protected] 122 points 1 week ago (39 children)

We got it wrong. We should make a "non-boycott" list of people who aren't assholes yet. It would be way shorter, and we would remove people when they become so fucking stupid and arse-licking that they have the idea of reworking the national anthems of shitholes such as saudi arabia.

[–] LongLive -3 points 1 week ago (6 children)

I sincerely doubt that there is a way to determine which behaviours/beliefs are good or bad. I, for example, doubt that I will get a rating of "good" beyond 75% (educated guess).

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Honestly, my standards for "good" behavior for corporations are astoundingly low; just don't be bigoted, don't actively wreck the planet, and don't kill people.

And yet most of them can't even manage that.

[–] littlewonder 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

What about don't steal billions from labor?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

If I refused to patronize every business that did that, I'd likely starve to death. Which is incredibly sad.

I do try to avoid the worst offenders, though.

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