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[–] procrastitron 97 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (46 children)

My stubborn position is that all fruits are vegetables.

Anything that comes from a plant (vegetation) is a vegetable.

EDIT: Reading up on the case, they apparently didn’t treat fruits and vegetables as disjoint sets but rather with fruits as a subset of vegetables. So far, so good…

HOWEVER, they also apparently ruled that tomatoes don’t count as a fruit because they aren’t eaten for dessert…

Wow… just… wow.

[–] NegativeInf 67 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Fruit is a scientific term. Vegetable is a culinary term.

[–] [email protected] 86 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Fruit is also a culinary term that is not identical to its meaning as a scientific term

[–] PunnyName 8 points 2 weeks ago

That's the one the SCOTUS used.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

There we go. A tomato can be a fruit and not a fruit at the same time.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh cool, now we can namedrop Schrödinger into this to give an even more educated impression.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That only makes you seem educated to the uneducated

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

A real Kroger Dinner situation.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Welcome to Walmart.

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