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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

To be fair, if Kevin had had a gun in Home Alone, there wouldn't have been a sequel.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Yeah, he'll accidentally shot himself.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

To be fair, the Wet Bandits should have died due to all those head hits.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

The steel plate Marv had installed into his fractured skull after all the head blows in Home Alone 1 is the only way I can imagine he survives all those bricks hitting him in 2.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago

I wonder if Marv took the metal plate out because every time Harry used the microwave, Marv pissed himself and forgot who he was for 30 minutes.