It's the rapiest timeline: street thugs are roughing up everyone while dressing in whatever they have lying around; a plutonium killer is kidnapping women and his chauffeur is sucking his own rat tail; everyone is kidnapping women.
The only one who can save us is hey somewhat effectual audio guy from the local news. Watches he sets up his friend and has his own net hoisted upon him.
It's on Tubi!
Much of the discussion around New York Ninja is it's rediscovery, and it's a fascinating story. What I find even more fascinating is how they essentially knowingly made a so-bad-it's-good movie, and isn't ever supposed to work.