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[–] [email protected] 73 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I mean, both humans and animal flirt like all of the panels.

Plants on the other hand are more kinky.

[–] wabafee 8 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (1 children)

You got me interested, you gotta share more.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (6 children)

Just indiscriminately jizz in the air, all over yourself and your lovers kilometres away ... and make anything in between breathe it.

But after a few 100 million years some invertebrate cucks offered (their faces and asses) to personally transport the jizz to suitable partners, so you can do that now if you are into it.

[–] kaklerbitmap 5 points 2 hours ago

If female cannabis plants don't get the jizz they crave, their flowers get all plump and sticky as they cry out "plz pollinate me, daddy"

[–] wabafee 7 points 21 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

You should absolutely teach science classes

[–] [email protected] 15 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (1 children)

Well, jizz wouldn't be the accurate term then, but you gotta keep them interested, right?

But I would try to keep it accurate, after all, trees are just a kind of furry (leaffy?). Just look how juicy their juices are.

Or this jizzery: youtube/AlmH_33QCu8

[–] [email protected] 5 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Put a fucking NSFW tag on that shit

[–] [email protected] 1 points 17 hours ago

Never been to a furry&leaffy con, have you?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 18 hours ago

It occurs to me to ask, is this why you're evil?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 19 hours ago

Yellow Pines are the Peter North of trees.

[–] hakunawazo 4 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (1 children)

Great...now I will never ever blow a dandelion nor touch a touch-me-not again.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 17 hours ago

Harder!
I mean, yes, you don't have to, but it would be pretty cool if you did.