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Walgreens CEO Distressed to Learn That Locking Everything Up Keeps People From Buying It (futurism.com)

submitted 2 weeks ago by cm0002 to c/nottheonion

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[–] affiliate 125 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

"But it does impact how sales work through the store because when you lock things up," he added, "for example, you don’t sell as many of them. We’ve kind of proven that pretty conclusively."

wow, check out the brains on this guy

[–] Badeendje 36 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Bonus points for first bringing all your points of sale down to skeleton crews first.

[–] ChapulinColorado 5 points 2 weeks ago

Just replace them with self checkout, problem solved! Wait… back to square 1.

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