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Walgreens CEO Distressed to Learn That Locking Everything Up Keeps People From Buying It (futurism.com)

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[–] gibmiser 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I believe it's just lazy loss prevention targeting items that go missing frequently.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah I’m sure it’s straight up based on inventory discrepancies but still dystopian that people need to steal underwear. Walmart should just work it into their charitable donations fund.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

We're talking about the company that insists their employees to use food stamps.