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People often shit themselves when they die... Do vampires when they get turned from alive to undead?? This is important lore to consider

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[–] gibmiser 27 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (7 children)

It's actually the incentive for new vampires to be made. During the turning process food is curtled and turned into a special type of feces Wine liquor. Patron vampires then spend the turning process Licking the rich secretions from the vassal vampires anus.

Really the whole thing is an intimate and beautiful process.

[–] wabafee 2 points 3 hours ago

So basically like cats?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Why would you write something like this?

[–] spankmonkey 2 points 7 hours ago

Some people just want to watch the world burn.

[–] Red_October 11 points 9 hours ago

I have never wanted to un-read something so bad in my entire life. That's in my head now, and it's all your fault, and I curse you forever because of it.

[–] Wizard_Pope 11 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Please dude can you don't?? I had no wish to read such foul words today.

[–] gibmiser 7 points 8 hours ago

I'd like to thank the posters who came before me for giving me this opportunity

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

So what you're saying is, vampires eat ass?

[–] gibmiser 5 points 8 hours ago

My friend if you live long enough you'll eat ass too!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 hours ago

Important vampire lore

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 hours ago