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It's actually the incentive for new vampires to be made. During the turning process food is curtled and turned into a special type of feces Wine liquor. Patron vampires then spend the turning process Licking the rich secretions from the vassal vampires anus.
Really the whole thing is an intimate and beautiful process.
So basically like cats?
Why would you write something like this?
Some people just want to watch the world burn.
I have never wanted to un-read something so bad in my entire life. That's in my head now, and it's all your fault, and I curse you forever because of it.
Please dude can you don't?? I had no wish to read such foul words today.
I'd like to thank the posters who came before me for giving me this opportunity
So what you're saying is, vampires eat ass?
My friend if you live long enough you'll eat ass too!
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