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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] perfectly_boiled_pizza 131 points 4 days ago (13 children)

Fake: Letting a wound breathe slows down healing and would not be recommended by a doctor.

Gay: Anon grabs someones spraying limb at the drive-in.

https://www.nytimes.com/2006/08/01/health/01real.html

[–] BarbecueCowboy 25 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Almost definitely right, but I've had a doctor tell me the same.

Doctors have a lot of 'go away and leave me alone' statements that are mostly meant to just get you out the door.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Doctors have a lot of 'go away and leave me alone' statements that are mostly meant to just get you out the door.

Not just phrases, there's a whole set of strategies.

I've lost count of the times my kids have been dismissed with a GTFO bandage and sent on their way. About half the time we've been called back the day after, when the orthopedic attendings have taken a look at what the residents screwed up over night.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

Not just phrases, there's a whole set of strategies.

I went to urgent care for testicle pain and they asked me if I was experiencing depression/anxiety. I think it's part of their standard questions, but like, still.

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