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I used to carry "business cards" to place on cars that take more than one parking space.
They looked very much like that, but read:
"I hope you don't fuck like you park, you'll never get it in.
Assholes like you should ride the bus!"
I got one of these once and I thought it was hilarious because I drove a tiny Toyota Corolla at the time and I was parked in my normal work spot. I think it was from a douche who was parked in front of me, ironically in a giant pickup truck. I worked next to a PetsMart so I’m thinking they weren’t able load something into the back of their truck since they were backed into the spot. I kept that card for years and finally got rid of it when I got a new car. Ahh memories 😆