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Anon goes on a first date (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 12 hours ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 198 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

The bad ending:

> learn not to talk about anime and gaming
> change hobbies instantly for a woman
> long-term relationship but miserable

[–] [email protected] 43 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Pros: Having sex.

Cons: Has to know the names of everybody on Love Island.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

I feel personally attacked. Love Island is wonderful trash okay? 🤣