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Hypothetical Scenario

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Post a hypothetical scenario.

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You get $25,000 a week but twice a week, you're abducted by aliens just as you're leaving for work. They'll do weird experiments on you and then drop you off at work two hours late. (hilariouschaos.com)
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Your boss will be fine with this but will make you stay two hours afterwards to make up for lost time.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

With $25k/week, I would retire. Then the aliens would never be able to pick me up on the way to work.

I'll play nice though: They can pick me up when I'm making my way to the beach instead.