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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I have a severe personality disorder. My identity matrix somehow has twos, threes, sixes and even some irrational and imaginary numbers in it for good measure.

Besides, everytime I try to look it up, it's completely different from what it was last time.

I have tried issuing warranty and refund claims on my existence, but I wasn't successful.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It seems you're not similar to yourself anymore

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Never have been. I'm pretty sure if you did a dissimilarity matrix of me and myself at any given time in my life, at least soms of the numbers on the diagonal would be greater than zero.