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[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 week ago (33 children)

I didn't know private firefighters are even a thing.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 week ago (15 children)

That is one of the ways Marcus Crassus got rich in Rome.

The first ever Roman fire brigade was created by Crassus. Fires were almost a daily occurrence in Rome, and Crassus took advantage of the fact that Rome had no fire department, by creating his own brigade—500 men strong—which rushed to burning buildings at the first cry of alarm. Upon arriving at the scene, however, the firefighters did nothing while Crassus offered to buy the burning building from the distressed property owner, at a miserable price. If the owner agreed to sell the property, his men would put out the fire; if the owner refused, then they would simply let the structure burn to the ground. After buying many properties this way, he rebuilt them, and often leased the properties to their original owners or new tenants.>

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marcus_Licinius_Crassus

[–] phoneymouse 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He did pay for his greed. When he failed in his campaign in Parthia, the parthians put him to death by pouring molten gold down his throat.

[–] Olhonestjim 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Guillotines are out. Molten gold cleanses are IN.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's completely natural and organic too

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

It's technically anorganic.

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