this post was submitted on 07 Jan 2025
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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

Rules:

  1. Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
  2. Be nice.
  3. No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
  4. Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

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[–] einlander 157 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Is it a crime to enjoy a succulent leaf?

[–] Sleezy_Salesman 84 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 57 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This gentleman touched my fruits!

[–] einlander 41 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I see you know your topiary well.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Are you waiting to receive my wilted branch?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago

Without a subscription? Yes.