"Pay 1/12th my rent this month."
Absurd...
No fucking way asshole!
Get bent.
Why would you expect that?
"Let's go to a couple bars tonight!"
Hell yeah!
Of course!
Sounds like a great time.
Why didn't you say so sooner?
Its the same money dipshits! We could have bought the fanciest beer and liquor and steaks for this much cash amd chilled in my basement. What a waste. I am surviving inefficiently.
Truly I do not belong on this planet.
Going out is the thrill that anything can happen. You never know who you're going to meet and what may happen.
Staying home is knowing pretty much what's going to happen. You're gunna have a good, predictable time.
Potentially amazing night vs The good night you know