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Anons make the worst game ever (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 6 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

The tutorial explains things that are exactly the same as every game ever (like moving around, moving the camera, etc) but does not explain or even mention the mechanics that are unique to this game that not even someone who is an expert in every game ever would think about. Then tell the player to do a thing you didn't explain at all how to do.

I swear to fuck, this is the standard for a lot of games these days. I really shouldn't have to look up a guide or wiki to get the fuck out of the tutorial area.