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[–] UnderpantsWeevil 112 points 1 week ago (3 children)

"Professional Cuddling" is unironically a thing.

Welcome to the neoliberal hellscape of commodified human contact.

[–] Brunbrun6766 29 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Uh sure, the neoliberals are to blame

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Stupid neoliberal 4000 year old profession.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

Turns out neo- means old.

[–] Lennny 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Neoliberals probably commidicized that person's personality.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

That's kinda their thing.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Don't worry there's plenty of cuddle sluts.

[–] Agent641 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Their beards are so scratchy though!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

Beggers can't be choosers

[–] jaybone 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Isn’t it mostly a front anyway?

[–] UnderpantsWeevil 8 points 1 week ago

As much as professional masseuse is. Which is to say often enough, but not so often that honest professionals don't have to deal with creeps who can't take a hint on the regular.