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[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 5 days ago (1 children)

You ate the other half yourself when you ordered the same dish 3 months ago

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

That's an old ass-egg!

(Note: link is to classic xkcd comic, not an ass-eg, whatever that might be ๐Ÿ˜„)

[โ€“] edgemaster72 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Given what very little I know of cloacas and eggs, I'd say most eggs (or at least chicken eggs that we typically eat) are ass-eggs