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Wouldn't this human in theory become a crumpled sausage like what happened to the crab by the leaking underwater pipe?
Not at 15 feet. I don't know enough to say how fast the water would be leaving that hole, but it's maybe a couple hundred pounds of pressure. If he even got caught, it would be super uncomfortable, but he ain't about to get ∆p'd
If you wanna see a real crab-in-a-pipe situation, look up that Byford Dolphin everyone's talking about
Yeah I read the entire Wikipedia entry on the Byford Dolphin and I almost threw up because how vivid the description is. I think this would be my third time saying this but that's not a nice way to go (to die) at all.
You weren't kidding. Real horror movie shit.
You aren't kidding that they weren't kidding. I genuinely felt a bit of a ping of nausea and had to mentally distance myself a bit from imagining it too vividly.
I hope you'll be able to forget, bud. ❤️
I genuinely had already forgot this and to look what you we're concerned I'd remember.
I've been smoking daily for uhm, a few years now.