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Body: I need water.
Me: Every pizza is a personal pizza if you believe in yourself.
All that water just takes up precious pizza space.
In eating competitions, they dunk their hotdogs in water so the buns take up less space in their stomach.
As I get older, I start to view eating competitions less as fun and awesome and more like illness.
Like most high level sports imho.
You say that and it's funny, but it's also sad and true.
Meanwhile over on c/hydrohomies:
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