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[โ€“] [email protected] 19 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Use a bidet, I find whenever I have a burning, the bidet does it.

The blood is likely from a popped hemroid

[โ€“] Kiwi_fella 7 points 4 days ago

Moving to Finland was the best thing for my my butt. So clean.