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[–] Agent641 58 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (11 children)

Do it every day at the exact same time for 1 month.

Call it performance art.

People will be in awe at your revolutionary creative ambition

Art studios might actually finance your project

Embarrassment averted

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (6 children)

I'd be more embarrassed to end up being a performance artist than the bare bottomed bridge farter tbh.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

At least in the 90s you could have got on Eurotrash with your act.

Probably in the segment just after a Belgian naturist with tits like windsocks.

[–] Nfamwap 4 points 1 week ago

And right before the guy who makes authentic models of Austrian villages with his own faeces.

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