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Anon misfires (slrpnk.net)

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[–] Agent641 59 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (4 children)

Do it every day at the exact same time for 1 month.

Call it performance art.

People will be in awe at your revolutionary creative ambition

Art studios might actually finance your project

Embarrassment averted

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

I'd be more embarrassed to end up being a performance artist than the bare bottomed bridge farter tbh.

[–] Quadhammer 4 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

the bare bottomed bridge farter

Now we have an alias

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I've got to make it alliterative - The bare bottomed bridge beefer.

I have no idea why I just posted that, but it made me giggle.

[–] Quadhammer 1 points 2 weeks ago

It made me giggle too teehee

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Ideally that would just be their aka but unfortunately that's not the whimsy we live in.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

At least in the 90s you could have got on Eurotrash with your act.

Probably in the segment just after a Belgian naturist with tits like windsocks.

[–] Nfamwap 4 points 4 weeks ago

And right before the guy who makes authentic models of Austrian villages with his own faeces.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 weeks ago

Soon a queue will form and you can charge 5 quid at the door

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm sure there's a curator at the Tate Modern that would entertain this argument.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago

At one point they are an arrangement of stacked plastic boxes. So it's clear they'll take anything

[–] Quadhammer 1 points 3 weeks ago

I think we should commission a statue