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[โ€“] [email protected] 138 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Programmers in 292,271,023,045 after uint64_t isn't enough for the unix timestamp anymore:

[โ€“] Agent641 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Programmers dealing with the timezones of asymmetric period binary and trinary star systems once we go interstellar ๐Ÿ’€

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Fucking forgot to use a time dilation safe type for storing my time variables

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Gotta remember to use the proper time. Sometimes that's not proper time!

[โ€“] idunnololz 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Don't worry, we'll be extinct soon, hopefully. Maybe even before int32_t runs out. Unfortunately not soon enough to stop the humans impact on earth before the worst damage is done.

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

well there have been mass extinctions before, the most notable maybe oxygenation catastrophe , mainly caused by photosynthetic life.

And it represented a major breakthrough for life on Earth, so i doubt that this one is an irreparable crisis.

[โ€“] blanketswithsmallpox 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I'll let you in on a secret.

Humanity and the animals that we like will get through just fine.

Humans in general and the vast majority of biodiversity will be fucked if it ever happens.

I firmly believe it won't. Too many good people in the world doing far more than the shitty ones.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Except the shitty ones have more money and political power.