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Lord Of The Rings Memes

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[–] Redredme 3 points 3 hours ago

Together, we will defend this hill until we slay every last orc, mage, rohirrim, man, elf, big footed people, walking trees (are they triffids?), beast of hell, dragons and what have you.

WE ARE DARTH VADER, FROM THE PLANET VULCAN. WE ARE ARMED WITH WALKMANS FULLY LOADED WITH SOLID VANHALEN SLUGS.

And we have a full case of stolen plutonium by our side. It shouldn't be that hard.