this post was submitted on 17 Dec 2024
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[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 day ago (2 children)

one of those people who talk real fast at auctions

I mean, "auctioneer" is a word, and much quicker to type

[–] Mango 1 points 7 minutes ago

Not as funny sounding though.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago

Maybe they want to be one of those people who talk real fast at auctions and are being extra verbose to practice.