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[–] phoneymouse 94 points 3 days ago (12 children)

I have pre-check, which means I get to keep belt, shoes, and jacket on. Except one random time when this butthead TSA agent insisted I remove my jacket. I fought him on it, but he was an arrogant guy. Read your own rules dumb, dumb.

Also, they obsess over my bottle of contact solution regularly — wipe it down for bomb residue and everything, even though it is allowed. But, somehow I’ve accidentally slipped through with pocket knives and zippo lighters that were at the bottom of my bag. But, don’t you dare forget to empty your water bottle.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I just don't bother taking out small bottles of liquid for the last quite a few years and no one has cared or even noticed

[–] phoneymouse 1 points 3 days ago

Same, fuck that 3-3-1 bullshit.

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