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[–] orwellianlocksmith 21 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Meat eaters all have the same 3 jokes and they're all retarded. Embrace the possibility of not having a permanently soft dick and start eating plants.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] alcamtar 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We just use animals to pre-process our plants

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Good one 🤣.

[–] BassaForte 0 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Hell yeah, salad is a great side dish for steak.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yup, that's one of the three jokes, you got it bud

[–] BassaForte 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's literally not a joke though, but I mean feel free to keep getting offended that people enjoy meat.

[–] swan 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fr what’s with all the vegan pushing on this website lol. It’s like trying to push your religion on someone, Just let them live their life and focus on yourself

[–] BassaForte 2 points 1 year ago

Well said, 100%

[–] [email protected] -2 points 1 year ago
[–] DrZaious 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'm enlightened, I eat both meat and plants.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Can this power be taught?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Embrace the possibility of not having a permanently soft dick and start eating plants.

I exclusively eat meat and I suffer from priapism. So ha! 😤

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago

Keto jacked my libido thank you very much! I could probably murder an elk with my dick.