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[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001 45 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (12 children)

I'm gonna rant for a second here if that's alright.

FUCK being mixed handed. I'm not right or left handed but I'm not ambidextrous either. I'm what's called cross dominant and it's a huge pain in the ass all the time.

Cross dominance is when you don't use one hand for everything but can't use both hands for everything. I write with my left hand but throw with my right. I eat with my left hand but punch with my right. That's not the main issue though. The main issue is I cannot use both my hands at the same time without them running into each other because they both have different instincts. If I were to try to use both hands to put something together I'm likely to end up yeeting whatever it is across the room because my hands got confused and one did the right thing while the other had a fuckin stroke and thought that the necessary thing to do is just fully extend and smack whatever I'm working on.

It's a small thing that I generally don't bring up because it's not that big of a deal and I've adapted to only using one hand at a time but it's still infuriating.

Rant over.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 days ago (3 children)

I don't know. Sounds kind of cool to be able to eat and punch someone at the same time.

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I'd end up hitting them with the food and punching myself in the face.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Well, picturing that all I can say is: relevant username.

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001 2 points 4 days ago

That's just one thing on the list of many that make me one of the weirdest guys in the room at all times.

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