this post was submitted on 11 Dec 2024
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[โ€“] [email protected] 51 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Wooooow so because be called 911 instead of the feds he gets nothing..

... And of course they already said hours before the call they were "closing in" (they weren't)

[โ€“] [email protected] 21 points 22 hours ago

He called 911 and thereby gave that Lotto ticket to a bigger Judas