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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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  1. Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
  2. Be nice.
  3. No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
  4. Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

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[–] 69420 44 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Instructions unclear. I think I may have just fucked a coffee maker.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I believe the proper term is Barista

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Could just be someone named Mr coffee

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

Remedy is the same: report to the burn ward.