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FDA Recommends Adding Little Tabasco To That Bad Boy (theonion.com)

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[–] disguy_ovahea 41 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (12 children)

I love hot sauce. Tabasco absolutely has its place, but I could never commit to it as a universal sauce. The ripeness of green chiles, the floral bouquet of habanero, or the contrast of a fruit/pepper blend all surpass the high vinegar content of Tabasco.

Right now I’m hooked on The Bronx green sauce. It’s not very hot, but I can’t get enough of the flavor. I highly recommend it if you like green sauces.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Could never get in to Tabasco. Which is odd because I really love almost everything else. My go-to has got to be Cholula. Most likely due to the volume of Qdoba I ate in college.

[–] dirtySourdough 3 points 2 weeks ago

Cholula is where it's at

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