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Anon goes to the doctor (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] AdolfSchmitler 142 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

be me
finally a practicing doctor after an eternity of school
on my way to the next patient
overwhelming stench of B.O. as I open the door
try my best to hide my disgust and ask how he's doing
patient goes on a rant about how life is unfair, something about jewish people and 13%
just nod along as I pull up his info
guy is clearly depressed
suggest ssri's to improve his outlook on life
youveactivatedmytrapcard.jpg
guy proceeds to spend 20 minutes talking about how he saw a post online saying ssri's are bad, it's mind control, and he mentions jewish people again
already 5 minutes late for my next patient
nod and agree and tell him to have a nice day

Why can't these people understand I'm just trying to help them?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 days ago (2 children)

If you wanna use the > things you can do \ then >
>like this

[–] AdolfSchmitler 3 points 3 days ago

Thanks i had no idea lol

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Holy shit, I bet you know how to triforce too.

ENLIGHTEN US WIZARD

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

> /b/ me

> been lurking for 17 years

>still can't triforce

>wife left me for Chad

> I'm so lonely.

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