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I ain't seen shit!
One time I saw an obvious homeless man grab a pizza slice. He ate it in the aisle I was in, locking eyes with me. I was kind of looking through him, because he was standing where I needed to grab the item I wanted.
And as I got closer, he said, "I'll pay for it." And I had to explain, "Bro I'm just trying to get some soup I don't know what you're talking about."
That's the way.
We’re combing the desert.
It's okay everyone, I speak jive. They said "by golly, I haven't seen anything".