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You’re given $299 a day for life, but you gotta poop in a bucket and throw it off a bridge at least once a day. (hilariouschaos.com)

submitted 2 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Can’t be the same bridge but you can reuse the bucket three times.

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[–] BlitzoTheOisSilent 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Can I construct a new, small bridge, every day, and throw my poop off of it?

Like, what is the definition of a "bridge" here, because if it's just a structure going over a deep space in the ground, can I just dig a big whole in the backyars and then, as I said, build a new one every day?

Follow up if "yes": can you reuse building materials, and if so, where's the Ship of Theseus line where it's no longer a "new" bridge?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yes

[–] BlitzoTheOisSilent 2 points 2 days ago

Jackpot.