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submitted 3 days ago by The_Picard_Maneuver to c/facepalm

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[–] theangryseal 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

:p knew it.

I had a cousin who pissed on himself regularly from small wiener problems when we were kids.

I feel bad about the bullying now, but his dad had a knee dangler and we used to say he took after his mom.

Every new toilet he used ended with wet pants.

[–] Psythik 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Fuck you guys; I was a kid. Nobody has a 9 inch cock when they're six.

[–] theangryseal 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Geez. Mine dragged the ground behind me like a tail by the time I was 4.

[–] Psythik 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Motherfucker, do I have to send you a timestamped dick pic?

[–] theangryseal 1 points 1 day ago

lol are you that worked up about this?

Just forget about it. You don’t even need your dick to be anything special. Don’t need a dick at all. :p