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[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm sorry, sir. I'll get off your lawn ASAP!

[–] Maggoty 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

No wait, here's a lawn mower and 2 bucks!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Alright then, thanks for the gift!

[–] Maggoty 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

No, that's for mowing the lawn. Also I'll teach you the firm handshake that will get you hired.