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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

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submitted 5 days ago by [email protected] to c/microblogmemes

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[–] Dasus 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I almost agree with you comment, but I have to say I can not in good conscience pretend like I believe that Cookie Monster knows the concept of a "sometimes food".

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I don't see which food is being referred to as a "sometimes food" so I will just assume that Cookie Monster was referring to non-cookies when he said that.

[–] Dasus 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

For some reason, his general outlook and behaviour doesn't exactly fill me with confidence that he takes care of his diet, even when it comes down to him theoretically having eaten something else. (Has he, ever? Like "lore-wise." I don't watch the Muppets, sorry.)

[–] Veneroso 3 points 3 days ago

Cookie monster lost his feet to diabetes.

You've never seen his feet have you?

I rest my case.