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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon is in college (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] [email protected] 49 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Reminds me of that bit on The Office about safe sex. Darryl says something like "Oh, I didn't know we were doing trick questions. What's the safest way to go skiing? Not go skiing."

[–] Agent641 22 points 2 weeks ago

Ask the ski boots for consent before shoving your foot in them.