Would You Rather

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Welcome to c/WouldYouRather, where we present you with the toughest, most ridiculous choices you never knew you had to make! Would you rather have a third arm that's only useful for picking your nose, or be able to talk to animals but only if they're wearing hats? Yeah, it's that kind of vibe. Come for the absurdity, stay because you've clearly got nothing better to do with your life.

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WYR: it's your favourite garlic bread btw (literature.cafe)

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

My wife is asexual. I believe I'm legally required to provide them garlic bread as the primary bread winner of the marriage. Sorry vampire girlfriend. 💔💋

https://open.spotify.com/track/09QrH7sM6Cjvq3v8Uf82hs

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

I like how my brain made the connection of "asexual = garlic bread" before the connection of wife and another girlfriend lol

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

("the holy garlic bread provider, otherwise known as, my pardner")