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[–] [email protected] 62 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The smell of garlic ruined your appetite? Do you have some kind of disorder? The smell of garlic is amazing!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 days ago (2 children)

No I eat garlic but the one they put in the plate has a bizarre odor.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Sure you do...

Too late to change your story now, Draccie.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 days ago

I was in some European city

Yup, they were trying to cover for it being Transylvania and they just hadnt bothered to learn any of the city names around them.

Dracula confirmed.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

And you couldn't ask them to take it away for some reason?