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Anon shoots some hoops (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] Atlas_ 37 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's way too wordy.

Go make the dunk. Give her a moment of disappointment, then come back and say. "I don't miss dunks, or dates. How about [local restaurant] at 6?"

Then you 1. Don't miss a dunk in front of the boys and show your principles. 2. Get the date. 3. Let her save face - you're not going on a date with her because you lost a bet, but rather because you like her.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Way too much planning. Go do a dunk, and get on the floor. Everyone do the dinosaur