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straw slurp sound (slrpnk.net)

submitted 6 days ago by [email protected] to c/microblogmemes

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[–] Mango 67 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Vampire anatomy expert here.

They are totally like straws. You were dead on.

[–] Kbobabob 17 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

I thought the same thing. Glad I was right all along

[–] Mango 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I am here for you. You can know that you're right by me telling you so.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

I'm glad you guys were right. I was also right. It's a good day for being right about this

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Dead on: apply directly to the foredead.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Typically the neck or inner thigh are better bite spots but if you can get a good grip on the head it will bleeeeeed

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

Oh right.

[–] Mango 1 points 4 days ago

👀

[–] celeste 4 points 4 days ago

Ex Vampire here: That's what I woulda did.