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Anon's uncle is sick (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] rockSlayer 92 points 9 hours ago (7 children)

There's a story that Wong Wifu, the great Chinese martial artist... had a fight with a guy and beat him. Then the guy gave him this light tap. Wong looked at him and the guy just nodded. That was it. He had given him the death touch. Wong died.

Then and there?

No. About eighteen years later. That's the thing about Dim Mak... you never know when it's gonna take effect.

[–] BananaTrifleViolin 35 points 7 hours ago (6 children)

Statistically if you're born, at some point you will die. Being born is deadly.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 hours ago (3 children)

About 90-95% of humans have died at some point in their lives so yeah very likely we will follow suit at some point.

[–] Joeffect 7 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

It's more than that... I know you were joking but ...

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Estimates_of_historical_world_population

Yeah it's estimated but it's a shit ton of people so it's more like 99.9%

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago

You underestimate the effects of population growth. There was a lot of time in prehistory but the population at any given point was tiny compared to today.

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