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Anyway it's been years I thought I was going to die of acute autism by now. They were all going around saying that everyone who took the vaccine was going to be dead within a year.
No no. You misunderstood. It's a year from today! What a coincidence that I just happened to see your lack of faith exactly one year before it happens. After trump takes over and installs Elon Musk as head of the department of defense, he'll activate the software update for the covid virus nanobots using military satellites that transmit 5G. The 5g nanobots will then force you to buy Microsoft products. This solidifies the Bill Gates' control over the flat world, and the final signs will begin manifesting.
Don't worry a lot of them think tons of people have died from it. I've had some antivaxxers tell me they know a bunch of people personally who have died from the vaccine and are worried about me dying...these people are delusional, and will carry on the lies they've been fed no matter what. They're like the people who believe the end of the world prophecies, and when the date comes and goes, they just latch onto the next one or believe the reasons provided why it didn't happen.
The person you were replying to was most likely being sarcastic, but thanks for taking the time to reassure them anyway!