this post was submitted on 16 Nov 2024
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Greentext

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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] HollowNaught 87 points 2 days ago (2 children)

fake, anon had a girl interested in him

gay, he almost had a three way

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Love this community for keeping up with the 4chan spirit no matter what.

There's always a comment under every post explaining how it's fake and anon is gay.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Came here to say, it sounds like they wanted a third, and failing to note the possibility is one of the more immature features of the greentext.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Most people just aren't into that

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm sorry for most people, but at the same time, most are more aware its a thing than anon has demonstrated.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Why would you feel sorry for people not being into it?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Oh no, there's so much more to be sorry for those people for besides just what they miss out on. I'm actually more prone to being sorry they are so vocal about it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Someone just being into something doesn't make me feel like they're missing out. Not everyone likes the same things.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Again, I don't care what they are or are not missing out on. I care what they ruin for others, intentionally or otherwise. I'm sad for the rest of us that these sad-sacks are so certain of their majority and righteousness.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm sorry but really don't understand what you're saying. Are you saying they're ruining things by turning down a threesome because they're not into it?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Could be. The obliviousness is far more disappointing though. She might have liked OP better than her boyfriend in the end. At a minimum "I (knowing/unknowingly)turned down a threesome" is lot less pathetic than what we got.

[–] HollowNaught 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Need I remind you that this is both fake and gay

[–] [email protected] 0 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (1 children)

Anon's gender is unspecified and their profile pic is masculine, but I'll take your word for the gay part.

[–] HollowNaught 2 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 hours ago

You have NO idea how right you are.